They found him

I did not have a chance to update before now, but they found our Golden Fisherman just 2 days after he went missing. He had been stolen and taken to Mobile. The city government here had offered a $15000.00 reward and someone turned in the thieves for the money. The Chief of the Mobile police department took a look at the statue and said "Well, I don't understand what all the fuss was about, but there is no accounting for taste." There have been a lot of people calling in to our local paper with suggestions of what to do with the statue. Most of them suggest we give it a decent burial and be done with it.